Appletastic 

a cute person who has rosy red apple cheeks, falls often, and is quite silly

Did you see what Ann did? She is so appletastic...

Appletastic by teeeeheeee;) November 16, 2010

Apptastic 

Any application that you find to be fantastic

It was apptastic

his app was so apptastic

I downloaded an apptastic game

Keynote is apptastic on the iPad

Apptastic by |EStarr| May 9, 2010

applastic

The extremely cheap but shiny plastic that all apple products are made from.

Treated with a special shine agent which an iTard can detect from almost 4 miles away with their sense of tard.
A metal version is rumoured to be available, but has been proven to be nothing more than a thin veneer of aluminium over more applastic, with the logo showing through.

Comes in any colour, so long as that colour is white.

Has a rotten apple silhouette stamped in every sheet.

iTard: OOOO look at that new fad! its crap.
Normal person: No it's not, it's functional, sensibly priced and fulfils a purpose.
iTard: THIS one is better its the new i-<insert name here> waffle waffle....
Normal person: But its covered in applastic <feels sick>

Steve Jobs: WHEN WILL THE NEW APPLASTIC BE READY!!
AppleZombie: sooooooon, sir..... braaaaaiiiiinsss....
Steve Jobs: Excellent! Now I will dominate my pathetically small market share of applastic addicts, iTards and dumbasses who know nothing about technology and have more money than sense EVEN MORE!!

applastic by Corneliusthecunning May 19, 2009

applethetic 

having or showing little or no emotion towards Apple's business practices and product line

I used to hate Apple, now I'm kinda applethetic

applethetic by shamanticist October 21, 2011

appleistic 

the use of synergistic words which make one sound like a Steve Job's clone.

applecomputercodelanguagecommunicate

Bob's eyes rolled back into his head as Mark droned on in his appleistic language which only true Apple believers could understand

applecomputercodelanguagecommunicate

appleistic by tafcruss January 2, 2013

applespastic 

(pronounced: apple spaz tick)

adj. describes a very positive thing or situation such as having free tickets to a theme park.

synonyms - awesometastic, superbalicious, amazidazzeling

that pizza was applespastic!

applespastic by kuruteru March 8, 2009

Applestick 

The act of recieving a blowjob while having applesauce on your dick.

Hey, would you like an applestick.

Applestick by Moustache cashstash January 2, 2020