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Appleshot

When a man gets wasted drinking apple cider, believing it is champagne. This usually leads to extreme humiliation.
We gave bob an appleshot last night.
by breaker22 December 31, 2009
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Applepotamus

The resultant offspring from the copulation of a hippopotamus and an apple.
Did you hear that Directinos successfully bred an applepotamus in his secret treetop laboratory? It's rather amazing. Almost as amazing as his GPS-like Howard tracking abilities.
by Machiep November 12, 2012
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Applewhore

An Applewhore is somebody who buys every new Mac product, and talks about it all the time. If you even mention the word "PC", they look like the might vomit. They are constantly on their iPhones, and bought the iPad as soon as it came out. Even if they weren't quite sure what was so great about it, they tell everyone that "It's the best product ever!"
Person 1: Wow, check out Maggie, she's such an Applewhore.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Just look at her, iPhone in one hand, iPad in the other, with her laptop bag over her shoulder.
Person 2: Whoa, totally.
Maggie: OMGZ U GUYZ THEY'RE MAKING A NEW IPHONE FROM BAMBOO AND IT'S COMPLETELY ECO FRIENDLY WOOOO. Technology is so awesome.
by maysayhay May 21, 2010
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Loss of Appeshite

When one experiences a loss of motivation to have a bowel movement due to witnessing a disgusting circumstance or event.
I experienced severe loss of appeshite when I looked inside my apartment's bathroom.
by Masnoop March 16, 2014
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applebottom

a girl with a big butt; shaped like an apple
That applebottom lookin right.
by Jennifer March 3, 2004
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applebottom

a female that Has a perfect firm booty pretty like a fresh apple
by Jacorey Fuller April 8, 2004
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AppleHo

A waitress or server at a restaurant that is likely to go home with you for a large tip; specifically one from Applebees.

Can be used for anyone with loose morals, especially when influenced by money: id est, someone likely to sleep with a high roller, or someone pretending to be a high roller.
That bartender that Matt hooked up with was such an AppleHo, she went home with him just for leaving a large tip.
by Joel B. September 12, 2009
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