Appleshot
When a man gets wasted drinking apple cider, believing it is champagne. This usually leads to extreme humiliation.
Words you can keep
Applepotamus
Did you hear that Directinos successfully bred an applepotamus in his secret treetop laboratory? It's rather amazing. Almost as amazing as his GPS-like Howard tracking abilities.
Applepotamus by Machiep November 12, 2012
Related Words
Appleshot • Apple Shits • Apple Shitter • apple shooter • applephobia • appleshiner • applesock • applechos • applefoot • AppleHo
Applewhore
An Applewhore is somebody who buys every new Mac product, and talks about it all the time. If you even mention the word "PC", they look like the might vomit. They are constantly on their iPhones, and bought the iPad as soon as it came out. Even if they weren't quite sure what was so great about it, they tell everyone that "It's the best product ever!"
Person 1: Wow, check out Maggie, she's such an Applewhore.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Just look at her, iPhone in one hand, iPad in the other, with her laptop bag over her shoulder.
Person 2: Whoa, totally.
Maggie: OMGZ U GUYZ THEY'RE MAKING A NEW IPHONE FROM BAMBOO AND IT'S COMPLETELY ECO FRIENDLY WOOOO. Technology is so awesome.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Just look at her, iPhone in one hand, iPad in the other, with her laptop bag over her shoulder.
Person 2: Whoa, totally.
Maggie: OMGZ U GUYZ THEY'RE MAKING A NEW IPHONE FROM BAMBOO AND IT'S COMPLETELY ECO FRIENDLY WOOOO. Technology is so awesome.
Applewhore by maysayhay May 21, 2010
Loss of Appeshite
When one experiences a loss of motivation to have a bowel movement due to witnessing a disgusting circumstance or event.
Loss of Appeshite by Masnoop March 16, 2014
AppleHo
A waitress or server at a restaurant that is likely to go home with you for a large tip; specifically one from Applebees.
Can be used for anyone with loose morals, especially when influenced by money: id est, someone likely to sleep with a high roller, or someone pretending to be a high roller.
Can be used for anyone with loose morals, especially when influenced by money: id est, someone likely to sleep with a high roller, or someone pretending to be a high roller.
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!