Apple tart

A style-focused person (usually female) who buys Apple products solely for their appearance (as opposed to their functionality).

Usually an idiot female (hence 'tart') who knows nothing about computers or technology.

See that girl with the pink shoes, the poodle, and the iPhone? Total Apple tart.

by Johnny Domino October 13, 2011

apple tart

someone that is rubbish at carving pumpkins

"whoah, look at that pumpkin, i bet apple tart carved it"

by floraa September 24, 2009

Apple Tart

A groupie that believes by having the latest innane piece of Apple kit makes their lives worthwhile through the eyes of others. They'd prostitute their time to stand in line because their weak disposition means their only status in life is having something others want on their limited income.

Look at those people standing in line to buy the latest iphone. Bunch of Apple Tarts.

by Rotten to the Core. September 29, 2012

Upside French Apple Tart

You have the hair of a Jamaican Sailor, yet you're Ginger. Aka Sean Hensley

No, you're going to get backhanded because you look like a Upside French Apple Tart

by Professor_Holmes August 27, 2021

Appletard

Refers to an overly uncritical devotee of Apple culture, or iLife. Synonym: iTard.

Some Appletards even began lining up outside stores for the iPhone a week before its realease.

by JoshuaSmith November 3, 2007

Appletard

The losers that choose to stand in line for hours at an Apple store any time Apple releases something new.

That Appletard has been in line since 4pm yesterday to get the new iPhone.

by WartimeFirefighter June 27, 2010

appletart game

A game invented in October 2009 at First Flight High School where participants use the word appletart or some of its variants. Originally it was focused on who could say it the loudest but has evolved over time. The ways to play include:
1. Who can say appletart the loudest?
2. Who can say appletart the most in a game?
3. Who will say appletart last?
4. Who will day appletart in the funniest or most awkward situations?
5. What word will be matched when someone says appletart? Will it be appletart, applepie, poptart, or something else?

1. kid 1: Appletart.
kid 2: Appletart!
kid 1: APPLETART!
Kid 1:APPLETART!!!
kid 3: AAAPPLETAAARRT!!!!!
kid 4: There goes another appletart game.

2. I love playing the appletart game. Appletart!

by appletartkid December 26, 2011