Apple Field 

The field of magic that surrounds the Apple store which allows your computer-to-be-repaired to function perfectly when being shown to the Apple Employee, then refusing to do so back at home.

Dude, I went to the Apple store the other day, but the fucking apple field kept me from getting my laptop repaired!

Apple Field by GrappleCare June 21, 2009

Applefied 

Changing the interface or usability of a product in such a way as to "dumb down" and remove consumer choices to eliminate consumers having to think.

"They Applefied the website, and now I can't manually pick the item because the website doesn't know which part to order automatically."

Applefied by P. cubensis August 22, 2011

Applefied 

This is when a consumer begins purchasing only Apple products.

She bought an iPhone, an iPod, and a Macbook instead of PC related gadgets. She's been applefied.

Applefied by Eleison December 9, 2008

Applefeld 

If somebody has the last name Applefeld it means they are a godly creature to good for this planet. They are extremely intelligent and perfect in physique. They do not have enemies because everybody just loves them. If you are friends with an Applefeld you are one of the luckiest people alive. They also have superhuman powers which is another reason they are superior to other humans.

“The Applefeld’s are the true overlords of the human race”

Applefeld by P. Erson September 14, 2021