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Apolo-J

a blow job given in an apologetic manner
or a blow job given as an apology
sorry i threw up on your rug...
let me give you an Apolo-J

sorry i ditched you last night
An Apolo-J will make it better
by GEH Ultimate July 19, 2010
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Apollo Justice

The cutest god damn defense attorney ever. Has a cool bracelet which can spot lies. Doesn't know his really cute co-worker is his half sister. Gay for Klavier probably
by linachords November 14, 2014
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Apollo Justice

THE MOST FRICKEN ADORABLE LITTLE DEFENSE ATTORNEY EVER! His hair is amazing, and he's awesome. He is a bit aggressive though. Probably gay. Yes, he's probably gay for Klavier Gavin. Klavier Gavin gave him the nickname of Herr Forehead, which means Mr. Forehead, mocking is overly large head. His forehead isn't big, he's just smarter than you, Klavier. But he is definitely gay tho. Apollo is probably the one to be hitting someone during a trial. Klapollo is the best ship since Wrightworth. DO NOT SAY YOU SHIP HOBOPOLLO (Pheonix Wright x Apollo Justice). IF MAKES NO DAMN SENSE. I made a definition on Hobopollo if you wanna read it :)

Anyway, Apollo Justice always be like "I'M FFFFFIINNEEEEE"

He's also a dumbass most of the time.
Klavier: Herr Forehead, you look a little tense.. are you-

Apollo: I'M FINEEEEEE

Apollo Justice is also kind of weird
by Raina Cadavian UwU June 17, 2020
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Apollo Jockey

Invented by the infamous Choppers, the name Apollo Jockey represents the act of a male locking himself in their bedroom and putting on his most promiscuous g-string, and continually masturbating for countless hours with no contact with the outside world. This character will end up with liters of jizz all over their body by the end of the social experiment. The only male to come out as an avid Apollo Jockey is Marley Matthews who has been crowned Lord Apollo Jockey.
Marley Matthews doesn't want to get on fall-guys because he is too busy doing Apollo Jockey things.
by Johno Dox August 25, 2022
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Apolojizz

An Apolojizz is the most sincerest of apologies, usually to resolve a fight with a significant other. It involves the Male giving the partner a face full of his all natural, toxin free skin moisturiser to reduce the effects of aging upon the receiver. After this move all will be forgotten as their youth has been restored.
Sarah: "I cannot believe you railed coke off my sisters chest!"
Mike: "Im so sorry Sarah, I was just craving. Would you like me to Apolojizz?"
Sarah: "Oooooooh, now you're talking ;)"
by Kermeister August 5, 2018
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apolojiggle

the movements made by breasts during make-up sex
"So, did you get to see some apolojiggle after the fight?"
by brummbaer456 September 5, 2008
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Apolojizz

When a woman gives a man an orgasm out of remorse for something she may have done. It is essentially giving the man an orgasm as an apology.
Rachel: I was a really big bitch to Kieran last night
Kate: Did you apolojizz to him?
Rachel: Yeah, I gave him a blowjob
by Mohammed Abdul Jabar December 14, 2010
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