Apath 

Descriptive Noun. Shorthand for Apathetic Person. Someone who shows very little empathy or emotional concern; indifferent to other people’s feelings but not necessarily malicious.

He saw the wallet fall out of her bag and just walked away — total apath.

Apath by hydre September 20, 2025

ace apathy 

The opposite of bi panic. When you're surrounded by attractive people but you're too focused on eating your garlic bread to give a shit.

"Hey, isn't Charlie kinda hot?"
"I don't care."

Asexual people frequently experience ace apathy.

ace apathy by heudh3uidh April 22, 2022

apatheist 

someone who doesn't care whether or not there is a god or an afterlife

Deists and Theists: Nothing can exist without a cause. Therefore, the universe must have a cause and that cause is God.
Atheists: Does God exist without a cause? If so, you've contradicted your own premise. Your God answers nothing.
Apatheists: Does it really fucking matter?

apatheist by VenkmanMcFly August 25, 2013

Gender Apathetic 

A gender under the non binary umbrella. People who identify as gender apathetic don't care too deeply about personal pronouns or what gender they are perceived as to other people. They are not too lazy to care about their gender, this is just how they feel as an individual.

Jordan: What pronouns to you prefer?
Quinn: Oh, I'm gender apathetic, I don't care about the pronouns, any will do!

Gender Apathetic by GoodBi August 3, 2020

agathokakological

To be composed of both good and evil.

People and the world are simply an agathokakological mess, because no matter how much good we have, we are all composed of some form of evil.

agathokakological by Simple.little.fuckup April 10, 2017

Apache Brothers

Similar to Eskimo Brothers; two men who have received hand jobs from the same girl.

Guy 1: I just got a hand jibber from Jenny!
Guy 2: dude I got one from her last week!
Guy 1: apache brothers! *high 5*

Apache Brothers by RodmanRuxin November 26, 2014

Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter 

The most powerful insult, once used by the gods in ancient greek times to instantly destroy any physical creation, even those created by their own hands. It was wiped from history out of fear that a mortal being may learn to once again recite the ancient words, and in order to hide the phrase from the mortal conscious, the gods had to disappear as well.

In recent times, as the ancient texts once again resurface, many have learned to use the weaker spells such as "ur mom gay", or "ur dad lesbian", but this ancient and all powerful spell has yet to enter the minds of the masses, with it rarely ever being used, the most recent being the time that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said this phrase against Japan twice, once in Hiroshima and and once in Nagasaki. Of course, the phrase was still kept secret under the veil that it was just a new weapon called a "nuclear bomb".

It was said by the Mayans that when this spell was once again learned by the mortal people, it would herald the final end, and even the olden gods could not return and stop the oncoming disaster.

This phrase should never be said, though it should be noted that God-Emperor Donald J. Trump said "Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter" against Japan twice.

Ur Grandpa Apache Attack Helicopter by bloodlet March 17, 2018