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anus face 

a guy whose breath smells like a shithole
hey anus face! shut your hole!
anus face by stevo November 13, 2003

anus face 

a person whose face looks like an anus face
anus face by L3X December 29, 2004

Anus Face 

When someones face looks like an actual rectum. And all it does is secrete shit.
Shes such an anus face
Anus Face by lonelygal November 11, 2018

face anus 

The mouth of a compulsive liar, as to imply that nothing but shit comes out of it.
face anus by johnnylongprong September 15, 2012

Anus Rectum Face 

A terrifying serial killer who roams the woods of the cocklands.
Little is known about this mysterious person except for their appearance. They possess a face (possibly a mask) with what appears to be a human rectum shown on it.

Sometimes in the woods, campers may hear their friends (s)cream in the night, followed by an ominous utterance:

"I have left you leaking and squeaking."

May whatever god exists have mercy on the poor individuals unfortunate to encounter this terrifying entity.
camper 1: I'm just going to go out into the woods to piss.
camper 2: Sure.

<after five minutes have elapsed>

camper 1: AHHHHHHHHH IT'S ANUS RECTUM FACE!
A.R.F.: I have left you leaking and squeaking.

camper 2: I'd better get the fuck out of here
someone who is a total dickface permanoob shit talker retard. like katlyn wilkinson.
Girl 1 "Did you see the way katlyn chucked a fit after the volleyball game?
Girl 2 "Yeah she's such an anusface!"
Girl 1 "I second that!"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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