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antislaom 

The opposite of slaom. When people go against the slaom (universal goodness).
I'm feeling an antislaom vibe here.
antislaom by TheSlaom February 25, 2020
Not that typical girl everyone knows, she could be explained as a very attractive, funny and intelligent girl.

She can make you fall for her in a single glance. She doesn't ask for much but at the same time she is not easily entertained, if you're boring you have lost your chance with her.
that conversation was so much fun! it almost felt like i was talking to antiola
antiola by darkmindhappysoul April 21, 2017

antismart 

Stupidity of such magnitude that its presence actually destroys the intelligence of those with which it comes into contact.

Measured in a similar manner to intelligence, a person possessed of antismart will have an AQ score denoting how much damage they will do to the IQ score of another human or group of humans.

A politically correct way to address the extreme lack of intelligence in another person or organization.

Curiously antismart isn't destroyed in the process of contact with intelligence. Repeated exposure to antismart has been known to actually create antismart in those so exposed. Therefore caution is advised when handling those with antismart.
Jojo isn't stupid, he's very antismart.
antismart by Nuzzy Futts July 28, 2010

antisorry 

a sarcastic and abruptly blunt means of expressing feelings that are
unapologetic; unsympathetic; unfeeling or expressing regret for an action that has upset or inconvenienced somebody, or is likely to do so
Drew: don't give me that
Matt: I am so sorry.
Drew: me too.
Matt: HA!
Matt: I'm not at all
Drew: NEITHER AM I!!!
Drew: or am I?
Matt: in fact I'm antisorry
Drew: whoa.
antisorry by tpshortstop February 26, 2009

antismarks 

A groupe of pro wrestling fans in the Internet wrestling community who are against hardcore smart marks who think they know everything about the pro wrestling buissness but in reality they are just as bad as them, antismarks belive

that all small wrestlers that wrestle an indy style are terrible

They hate especially modern day wrestling promotions like aew, impact wrestling, new Japan etc... some antismarks really hate the wwe which is the biggest sports entertainment company in the world

Most antismarks have got a very offensive sense of humour.
Normal wrestling fan : I love watching WWE
Smark : I hate WWE, AEW is way superior and dynamite is better than raw
Antismarks : who cares, wrestling is dead
antismarks by Antismark January 25, 2022

Antisplash 

A technique adopted by obsessive masterbators to reduce the splash back of jizz, suffered when jacking off under awkward circumstances.
While rubbing one out in the broom cupboard, Adam went the antisplash to avoid getting jizz stains on his trousers.
Antisplash by Mr Christo December 7, 2005
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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