Anti poon

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Someone who has no wheels and no skills in talking to the ladies. The ladies find them annoying, weird or unnatractive. He's usually someone who follows you and your group of friends and always trys to impress the ladies when you are talking to them by saying stupid things to try and be funny

Yo were going to the mall today to see those girls from the party but don't tell Jeremiah he's fucking anti poon

Anti poon by Mad Wheels December 8, 2009

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anti poon

1. someone who is gay (homosexual)
2. a guy who doesn't like pussy or vagina

"That keller kid is a fucking anti poon qweer!!"

"dude, are you anti poon?"

anti poon by henry!!durr March 13, 2009

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Related Words

Anti-Poon Missile • anti-poon squad • Anti-poon Syndrome • anti-poon tactic • antipoon • anti-vaxxer • Anti-Furry • anti • Anti-Prep • anti-social

Anti Poon

One who presents attributes that cause woman to be repulsed by him. Can also be used to describe an object or person.

Dan, that orange haired ginger fuck could not pick up a girl if he tried. Hes THE anti poon.

Anti Poon by Js and Ml December 19, 2008

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anti-poon

One who deflects and repels attractive women.

Keep Jesse away form the gang tonight. He's anti-poon. There'll be no action whatsoever.

anti-poon by shootandrun August 4, 2007

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Anti-poon

A person who repels the poonani because of sheer gayness and un-coolness.

GUY1 ''Hey how did last night go with that girl?''
GUY2 ''Nah it was shit, I was with Sean, he is the anti-poon''
GUY1 ''Damn might have known you wouldn't have gotten any with that benson there''
GUY2 ''You got that right, he needs to change his strategy, or maybe he should just turn gay, it would certainly go better for him than it is just now''

Anti-poon by Bensonshneeb December 16, 2007

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anti-poon

a person who ruines any chance of scoring with the oposite sex.

wow, i was about to get laid last night and then big jon showed up and was being a total anti-poon

anti-poon by shady-mac January 11, 2008

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anti-poon

Looking and/or acting like a goomba. Having a ridiculous small head on a disproportionately large body.

Hey Josh lets crush some box. O wait we have to babysit that idiot goomba toepp. He is the anti-poon

anti-poon by Adam Stoltz May 15, 2008

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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