by shootandrun August 02, 2007
by shady-mac January 01, 2008
Looking and/or acting like a goomba. Having a ridiculous small head on a disproportionately large body.
Hey Josh lets crush some box. O wait we have to babysit that idiot goomba toepp. He is the anti-poon
by Adam Stoltz May 16, 2008
a friend or loved one that repels sex for anyone they come in contact with. Female version of cock block
by CRV December 31, 2007
man jay is such a "anti-poon", i really could of nailed that girl but jay scared her off by just being there.
by buddah16 July 31, 2009
Someone who has no wheels and no skills in talking to the ladies. The ladies find them annoying, weird or unnatractive. He's usually someone who follows you and your group of friends and always trys to impress the ladies when you are talking to them by saying stupid things to try and be funny
Yo were going to the mall today to see those girls from the party but don't tell Jeremiah he's fucking anti poon
by Mad Wheels December 08, 2009
GUY1 ''Hey how did last night go with that girl?''
GUY2 ''Nah it was shit, I was with Sean, he is the anti-poon''
GUY1 ''Damn might have known you wouldn't have gotten any with that benson there''
GUY2 ''You got that right, he needs to change his strategy, or maybe he should just turn gay, it would certainly go better for him than it is just now''
GUY2 ''Nah it was shit, I was with Sean, he is the anti-poon''
GUY1 ''Damn might have known you wouldn't have gotten any with that benson there''
GUY2 ''You got that right, he needs to change his strategy, or maybe he should just turn gay, it would certainly go better for him than it is just now''
by Bensonshneeb November 17, 2007