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Anti Clown 

An Anti Clown is someone that will suck the joy out of any postive atmosphere, they will 'rinse' a joke or word until that word is no longer used amongst normal citiziens other than Anti Clowns. You can use a Anti Clown to make everyone leave your house if your having a unorthorized party and your parents come home. And they always have sister that people want to bang..

"Hey my mum had a baby on the weekend

"- Oh cool, dont tell Euan that Anti Clown the baby might die!
"Oh for fuck sake!!"

- What dude?

"That Anti Clown sucked the joy from my tears"

- ...Bummer, I remember when he killed my baby :(
Anti Clown by Ruebs the Don September 24, 2011
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Anti Clown Posse

A group strongly based in Parma, Ohio that is strongly against anything to do with ICP or any of those other Juggafucks. No one wants you dirty little clowns around. Do us all a favor and go kill yourself you clown fucks.
Anti Clown Posse by Jenna_Talia August 30, 2005

Anti-Clownfishing 

When someone changes their gender to match the gender of whoever they're dating.
Sam: "Did you hear about Ashley and Todd?"
Jack: "No what happened?"
Sam: "Yeah Ashley changed her gender and is now Paul."
Jack: "Bro i wonder why Ashley was the one who did the Anti-Clownfishing?"
Anti-Clownfishing by penishand March 8, 2022
An individual who is present to serve as the balance against asinine individuals. They are present around these individuals to regulate and temper the atmosphere from becoming too ridiculous.
Joshuitz: Man, my coworkers are scumbags. They try to pawn the work off on to others so they can do less and fraternize more with their click.

GenManager: How so?

Joshuitz: They act like they're super busy and can't help out with the slack when the loads get busy. But thank God for Huss. Even though the others have seniority, Huss stepped in and called them out. They already hated on him to begin with so he doesn't give a fuck. He's exacting his revenge and balancing the place out again. He put all of those clowns on blast about their light workload and the coordinator stepped in and balanced the chores among everyone. Those two served as anticlown agents and nipped that shit in the bud. Now, they don't try to scheme with Huss around. He's a diabological genius.
Anticlown by The Anticlown September 27, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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