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anteloping 

Feeding a woman lines about how scary it is out in the city at night, and she'd be much safer if she stays here with you, the same way that a male Damaliscus antelope pretends that a predator is nearby when a female is about to leave his territory.

Lying about danger scores the antelopes 65% more booty on average; it can work for you too.
"Don't leave the bar now, baby, it's rainy and there are lions out there. Stay here and have a drink with me till they go."
Now that is some smooth anteloping.
anteloping by Frankie1969 May 21, 2010
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Anteloping 

Having sex with a girl vaginally and when about to ejaculate the male jumps into the air whilst draggin the females hips and torso upward with the male, and in mid air the male pulsl out of her vagina and forcefully ram his penis into her anus
I ended up "Anteloping" Hannah last night! she was in so much pain afterwards
Anteloping by Bored Basic November 26, 2013
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antelopian 

antelopian; a man born of the Antelope region of ND who due to the Antelopian drinking water supply is very blessed in his endowment.

- A native SW North Dakota man of the Antelope region who is Well hung thanks to his local well water.
Girl 1-"Giirrrllll why you walking like that, U got something stuffed ?"
Girl 2-"No I slept with that fine antelopian guy from the bar last night, and the rumors arent rumors"
antelopian by Vendetta Fist February 19, 2017

canteloping 

A game where one hides cut up cantelope (or honeydew) in an inconspicuous place for someone to find. If the person that finds the melons has an aversion to the fruit, the game is especially rewarding for the players.
Angela puked when she found the cantelope in her pillow case! Canteloping her is fun
canteloping by Sanjay claus December 19, 2016
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