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anteloping 

Feeding a woman lines about how scary it is out in the city at night, and she'd be much safer if she stays here with you, the same way that a male Damaliscus antelope pretends that a predator is nearby when a female is about to leave his territory.

Lying about danger scores the antelopes 65% more booty on average; it can work for you too.
"Don't leave the bar now, baby, it's rainy and there are lions out there. Stay here and have a drink with me till they go."
Now that is some smooth anteloping.
anteloping by Frankie1969 May 21, 2010

Candleloping

When a person/individual is described as hovering around a candle with intent to extinguish the flame.
Candice is well-known for Candleloping around these parts.
Candleloping by Maverick_80 November 14, 2011

Anteloping 

Having sex with a girl vaginally and when about to ejaculate the male jumps into the air whilst draggin the females hips and torso upward with the male, and in mid air the male pulsl out of her vagina and forcefully ram his penis into her anus
I ended up "Anteloping" Hannah last night! she was in so much pain afterwards
Anteloping by Bored Basic November 26, 2013

Cantelouping 

(cant-a-lope-ing) - when two girls touch bow adorned dicks while licking canteloupes and snorting grapefruit kool-aid powder while being penetrated by the kool-aid man all on top of a gay guy and his straight crush. Note: when two or more sets of girls are cantelouping, it is called a fruit salad.
Sally and Sue were seen cantelouping in the girls bathroom on friday while they were skipping gym class.
Cantelouping by Lena Mae January 19, 2008

cantaloping 

Jennie said to her lab partner, "Stop cantaloping with them." when he kept walking to other groups.
cantaloping by Argent101 February 16, 2009

cantolopiness

The most Cantolopy you can get
The juice was full of Cantolopiness
cantolopiness by Odachi June 16, 2017