The best guy you'll ever meet! He's sweet, caring, smart, awesome and he has the best personality! He's sensitive, but good with the ladies. He's good at computers, but terrible at singing! He's fun, and the life of the party. He's the best brother, and a real viking!
Erik: What's that screeching noise?
EM: Oh that's Anker singing.
Erik: Oh no not again!
EM: Yeah but at least he's got a good sense of style
by dumblydorr December 3, 2018
A male who likes to screw anks.

"Dude where the fuck is Charley?"
"Probably banging Lizzy..."
"Sick, that mean hes an anker!"
by Rejected lunch table April 18, 2009
When Marco wrecks you so hard at games you rage quit.
by Mrmeeeeeseeeeks September 23, 2018
When u use someone else’s space between their legs as a glory hole
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx February 22, 2019
one who is arrogant, rude, and 100% of the time an asshole. Tends to bitch like a female hence the word "madam" gets really drunk and makes everyone look better around him. if you see such a person... run away.
if you conversate with a Madam Ankers, you will know nothing as to what it is saying. brace yourself.
by Mike Litorice December 13, 2007
when a motor does not run or runs horribly, it's called a boat anker because all it's worth is its weight in metal.
my car motor wont start even after it was completely rebuilt, well i guess you've got a boat anker!
by r/c_flyer March 30, 2011
Anker is the best guy you'll ever meet! He's sweet, caring, fun and he gives the best hugs! He's sensitive, but he knows his ways with the ladies. He's the best brother, and he's the life of the party! He's good with computers, but he's a terrible singer!!! On the other hand, you couldn't ask for a better boyfriend<3
Erik: What's that terrible screeching noise?
EM: Oh that's Anker. He's singing.
Erik: Oh no! MY EARS MY EARS
EM: Yeah. But at least he's got a good sense of style
by dumblydorr December 3, 2018