Angstipan 

A pharmaceutical drug that cures negative emotions and is America’s favourite disassociative.

Billboard Ad: “It cures emotions! Use with extreme caution as the sudden urge to think could be life-threatening. Ask your doctor if Angstipan is right for you.”

Angstipan by PizzaBastard December 5, 2023

Angstitentialism

Emotionally charged, pseudointellectual self-centered ramblings and musings about the meaning of life.

"Here's yet another emo kid's angstitentialist blog"

"Please, don't bother me any more with your angstitentialism. I've heard it all a million times before."

Angstitentialism by CoMo Norseman November 17, 2006

Angstman 

A superhero usually displaying constant angry like behaviour to fight crime.

'Arrrnnnghhh I am angstman!' and/or similar.

Angstman by brotherdaniel August 4, 2007

angstipation 

When you are so filled with angst that you can't let it out no matter how hard you strain.

Mary is suffering a severe case of angstipation.

angstipation by Eliosos September 10, 2013

angstrant

A combination of angst and rant. A spontaneous outpouring of emotionally-charged sentiment.

Most commonly found in a blog posting or email.

Heather lamented the futility of life in her latest angstrant.

angstrant by Casey Muratori April 1, 2005

Angstipated

1 - The feelings of angst that go with being constipated.

2 - An adjective used to describe people who are extremely uptight who behave as if they have not taken a shit in years.

"She eats so much bread, no wonder she is angstipated all the time"

"God, what an angstipated dickhead!"

Angstipated by Natalie Nix March 26, 2009

antipancakeism 

the oppisite of pancake very emo hermit who lives in a cold environment who never goes outside hates fishing and does not surf.

hes showing antipancakeism today

antipancakeism by tcon89 October 22, 2011