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When she's caused that much stressanie that she put you on the spectrum by cooking your brain cells.
Under 5 minutes of conversation could cause an aneurysm. Seek medical advice of prolonged exposure. Good luck if you get an aneurtism. No known cure
I had a conversation with stressanie, full blown aneurtism in seconds. I am now THE spectrum
Aneurtism by anonymous December 20, 2025
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Aneurysm 

Whenever someone throws a huge fit or melts down in front of people due to a circumstance previously brought up.
"Steve just had an aneurysm"
"What over?"
"Someone said that he sucked at teaching.. not a good idea."
Aneurysm by Cheeseman23 April 4, 2015

Aneurysm 

a permanent abnormal blood-filled dialation of a blood vessel resulting from disease of the vessel wall, A blood vessel weakness that causes bleeding in the brain or a bulging of the wall of an artery, vein, or wall of the heart.
When the teacher told the students about a very complicated hypothesis they all had an aneurysm.
when you orgasm so hard that you blow a blood vessel in your head
he did her so hard that she had a aneurgasm
aneurgasm by dizztizzlewizzle March 5, 2008
Having an intense, violent, and nasty seizure, causing people to think you are insane. The symptoms of having an anerism are: Wild gargling voice pitches, muscle spasms, bone bending, loss of bladder control, and licking your forehead. If you experience any of these symptoms, get a doctor.... fast,
*Girl flipping out after getting dumped* Boy: holy crap are you having an Anerism?

aneurysm 

Dialatation of an artery caused by weakening of its wall through disease.
"If I do that again, I'll have an aneurysm."
aneurysm by DiiKaBaKa January 25, 2004

Jism Aneurysm 

The act of ejaculating into your partner's mouth with such force and ferocity that the semen shoots up into her brain, causing blood vessels to burst.
I haven't been laid in two years, so when Becky gave me a blowjob, I gave her a jism aneurysm. Now I feel much better!
Jism Aneurysm by Flantari September 30, 2006
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