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Andrew Sit 

Andrew is a fatty with a big patty. But when u see andrew you wanna jerk on. Whenever you see andrew sit he wants to make you cream. For example when someone sees him they drop to the floor and finger one another. He also has 20 girlfriends. he gets them when he plays hockey and uses his shlong as the stick. His hair is so soft it feels like his pp. He pulls all the girl with all of his skibidy rizz in ohio. He is so tall that whenever you make eye contact you have tilt you back in an upwards position. You don't even need to bend down to suck his gimenomosorous pp. He also has a big fat ass. So gyatty you get blinded when u stand behind him and u feel like u wanna smack it super dupppper hard. His fortnite and rockey league skills are sooooo good that it makes you want to lick him. - SWL
-Oh my gosh, is that the handsome, sexy, ginemonosorous pp, super bum, ice spice x100 butt Andrew Sit?
-Yeah, he actually wants me to mo him super hard.

-You should do that for sure, he's so gyatty.
Andrew Sit by CUBE BOY BALLS 189 November 3, 2023
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Andrewist 

One who worships the great and mighty Andrew.
Person one: "Oh, its time to go worship."
Person two: "What are you?"
Person one: "An Andrewist."
Andrewist by Uniporn in da azz March 31, 2010

Andrewgitis 

Disorder in which a person has difficulty with spelling. Milder than Andrewgitis C but worse than dyslexia.
"Oh sheisse, I think my Andrewgitis is coming back. I can't speel."
Andrewgitis by Fartie January 11, 2009

Andrewitis 

A disease contracted to those who have sex with Andrew. Common side effects are: psychosis, prolonged attachment and also your booty gets bigger somehow. Possibly leads to CCD (Cock craving disorder)
Damn girl you're pretty psycho, do you have andrewitis?
Andrewitis by Dr.Ahi October 24, 2018

Andrewitis 

A disease commonly contracted to those who have sex with Andrew.

Side effect include: psychotic behavior, prolonged attachment and booty growth.

May also contract CCD (Cock craving disorder)
Damn girl, do you have andrewitis? Because you're fucking crazy
Andrewitis by Dr.Ahi October 24, 2018

andresito 

Straight guy:Hey look is Andresito

Andrewstand 

When someone named Andrew understands something.
or
When someone named Andrew asks other people if they understand what he means.
"I don't think they will ever Andrewstand me."
"Do you Andrewstand it now, Alexa?"
Andrewstand by Jalelujah March 8, 2021
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