What females put on their dating profile after listing their only 2 hobbies that involve 0 activity to make them not sound boring despite the fact that both of these hobbies are done by themselves.
Fuckin some kinda wannabe youtuber that is tryna be cool, "HEY WHAT'S GOING ON GUYS!" HEADASS BOi nigga you look like a used up marker eraser head ass. That's why yo chick left you nigga.
Nig1: Yo you heard of the black kid that is half white and has a failing youtube channel?
Nig2: Oh you mean NerdyNoor: Gaming and More! ? Of course! nigga he's garbo.
A place that makes bland coffee and posts terrible and corny coffee memes. Then decides to do wine and beer for some reason? And completely forgets that second wave was funded by a charity organization.
Second Wave Coffee and More?: Hmm… let’s see… I know let’s also add wine and beer and forget that I work for Arc of the midlands and DDSN. Lol. :-) :-) :-) see I’m :-) because I’m always :-) because I don’t want people I abused to know I’m a depressing bitch Lol. You know who you are.
When life surprises you, going beyond your wildest expectations, showering your existence with the most unexpected blessings.
On the telephone:
— Who is it?
Hey Clark it´s me... Peter."
— "Hey Bro! Still suicidal depressed?"
"No man... shit no more."
— "What happened... the lotto?"
Much better: The dream and more!"
— "How so?"
"Béatrice."
— "Sweet!"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.