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Analyssia 

Some one who doesn’t care sleeps a lot and doesn’t know how to think for themselves they often get tunnel vision with their friends because they want to fit in they love animals and love to talk to people they are a caring person who loves their friends but will talk behind their back and they care a lot for little things the slightest things will hurt them
I love my friend Analyssia!
Analyssia by Cool guy 96 November 20, 2021
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Real Analysis 

High school calculus done right™️

As a well-established branch of pure mathematics, real analysis is known for being notoriously hard. This is due to hoardes of ill-prepared students not realizing that they've only studied baby mathematics previously.
Charles: Man, I thought calculus in high school was legit until I studied real analysis for the first time.
James: Yeah, it's the point in my life where I understood that my analysis of math just got real.
Real Analysis by EpicScientician September 17, 2021

applied critical analysis 

Some new phrase PDEng administration decided to coin together in the hopes that the prospective students will consider the program a useful feature that teaches a complicated worded concept.

Widely confusing innocent students with its meaninglessness as no employer in the entire globe has never heard of the term.

A reason why U of Waterloo co-op rate is going downhill on a term-by-term basis, since companies regard its students as the new "Pennsylvania Dutch" who talk in their own "PDeng Speak." Now who's fault is that?

See Bukkake for details.
"wtf is applied critical analysis anyways? I googled it and the first result was PDEng. Think you're so innovative because you're inventing new phrases?"
A beautiful girl that has lots of friends and is very funny. She has lots of guy friends and is in a relationship with the love of her life. But what she doesn't know is that several other people like because of how cheeky and energetic she is. Although she is very funny she has a very difficult life and home and doesn't really like opening up to people about it. Overall Alyssia is a keeper and if you have her in your life don't let her go ;)
Friend: OMG its Alyssia she looks so pretty today
Her boyfriend: Don't worry my girl always looks pretty
Alyssia by SecretTruthTeller October 16, 2019

Kowalski Analysis 

When something doesn't make sense, so you need to analyze it further and figure out wtf it means.
When you install AdBlock but all the hot singles in your area disappear.
Kowalski analysis.
Kowalski Analysis by lacrynx February 9, 2019
A girl who is way to nice to other people and ends up getting her heart broken. She can be very tough on the inside but is actually hurt on the inside, she’s very sensitive. She loves everyone till you fuck her over, if you have an Alyssia in your life keep her.
You know that girl Alyssia, she’s so sweet
Alyssia by wtfalyssia February 25, 2019

Analysis paralysis

When someone thinks about doing something so much that they actually end up doing nothing at all. All thought no action
He was so confused on his project that he have himself Analysis paralysis and did even get started.