Anal-Laddin 

This is what you are when you can’t take a girl to Disney but still provide Butt-Ventures on the magic carpet you inherited from your grandparents living room

You may be Hercules to your girl - But you can never stand up to Anal-Laddin and the bottom pleasures involved. I win.

Anal-Laddin by goejonzalez January 4, 2019

Anal Osama Bin Ladin

An Anal Osama Bin Ladin is a sexual activity where and man whose penis resembles Osama Bin Ladin's beard because of all of the pubic hair is inserted into the women's anal rectum and the hair tickles the vagina in a particular way to make the woman defecate on the man's penis so it now looks like Osama Bin Ladin's muddy beard when he was taken out of hiding.

"Bro I gave Jenny an amazing Anal Osama Bin Ladin and she liked it a lot."

Anal Osama Bin Ladin by codyflitballzandjakemoballz July 20, 2009

Anal Osama Bin Ladin

An Oral Osama Bin Ladin is a sexual activity where a man whose testicles resemble Osama Bin Ladin's beard are inserted into a women's anal rectum and the hair from the penis tickles the women in a pleasurable way to make her defecate onto the pubic hair now resembling the way Osama Bin Ladin's beard looked like with mud on it when he was found from hiding.

"Man Jenny let me give her an awesome Anal Osama Bin Ladin and then got mad at me for it later."

Anal Osama Bin Ladin by codyflitballzandjakehomo July 20, 2009

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012