anal hair

Hair around your anus in your butt crack.

"Don't do me doggy style, I'm afraid my butt will spread open and you will see my anal hair."

by Poundtowncity September 21, 2013

Anal hair

A style of hair predominantly found on women where they have long hair but will shave off one side of it. Women who sport this hairstyle are 100% guaranteed to like participating in anal sex.

"Jeez, did you see Becky's new hairstyle? Before she looked like the Girl Next Door, but now she's got anal hair."

by DrScientist812 September 13, 2018

Anal hair tear

When a man plucks his anal hairs.

Jeff: Dude my ass hair was getting so long and I didn't want to cut myself trying to shave so I did an Anal hair tear.

by hatesjeff November 14, 2009

Anal Hair Pasta

Giving someone with a hairy ass a rim job.

I went to lick her ass but instead got a mouth full of anal hair pasta.

by Pseudo-one August 10, 2009

Zen's anal pubic hair

The peaceful pubic hair in someone's ass.

My Zen's anal pubic hair must be amazing for sex!

by 1637286462 September 27, 2017

hairy anal hippo

having anal sex with a fat chick with a hairy ass hole

wow i'm gonna have hairy anal hippo sex with tiffany

by don-keyballs November 6, 2007

Hairy Anal Bacon

Hairy Anal Bacon is when a man shits in his girls mouth and eats eats it out again and then spits it into her vagina and then fucks her until she bleeds.

Man, that Hairy Anal Bacon last night was awesome until it wasn't!!

by OwMyNine-inch-clit September 6, 2020