Anal Hurts

An opinion often given by either blokes or women, for there first time having anal sex.

I tell you what, im never having anal sex with andy again....anal hurts!

by Andy woodster February 8, 2008

anal hurst

The act of inserting one's penis and testes in to the anus of a male or female. Named after Geoff Hurst's hatrick at the 1966 World Cup.

I scored the hatrick with the anal hurst last night, cock and BOTH BALLS!

by Demarius December 14, 2008

anal hurst

The act of insert the penis and both testes in to the recipients anus be it man or woman

I scored the anal hurst last night, cock and BOTH BALLS!

by Therons December 24, 2008

Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex

in a whole mess of pain, referring to how a gay man's anus will probably be very unbearable pain-wise after he, does the dirty.

"My God is your bone sticking out of your head? You look Hurt More Than A Gay Top After Anal Sex."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023