Anal Bread 

When you hunger and you require sustance so you accquire the anal bread. To stick the bread up someones ass and then eat it.

Male: Yo im hungry
Female: Get the anal bread

Anal Bread by Anal Bread Connoisseur March 23, 2019

Anal Beads Theory

Many people believe in an afterlife. Recent scholars have developed new knowledge; based on a new study. The study shows a theory developed by the great and powerful mind of Alexander Vilapiano. His theory is that when we die we are in fact reborn. Those who do well in life come back as a Lion or something badass. Those who are evil are re-birthed as Anal Beads.

Anal Beads Theory

1. If you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. If you're a dick, you are reborn as Anal Beads.
2. Danny was a dick to Jose, so when Danny died, he was reborn as Jose's Anal Beads.

Anal Beads Theory by Cpumaster February 12, 2015

Lilly Pulitzer Anal Beads 

Anal Beads designed for anal pleasure but in the bright patterns of Lilly Pulitzer.

Kim used her Lilly Pulitzer anal beads because they matched her new dress.

Lilly Pulitzer Anal Beads by H. Winfield April 10, 2013

anal beader 

Someone who can absorb a massive amount of anal beads through the anus

Bill Navas asshole is so deep and loose from the 100 anal beads that he stuffed in his ass. He is now a professional anal beader.

anal beader by Dr Niggèr May 1, 2022

anal beads

You put them in your ass then PULL THEM OUT to feel good. You don't get much from just having beads up there.

Yank my anal bead, bitch.

anal beads by Bobby Ray March 11, 2003

anal beads

antonias best friend

antonia: anal beads are my best friend

anal beads by urnan4242 May 18, 2022

Anal Beadler 

A person, male or female, that orally plays with used anal beads directly from an anus.

After all the time I knew Eric, I didn't realize he was an Anal Beadler until I accidently walked in on him sucking on his girlfriend's freshly used anal beads.

Anal Beadler by BushBaybee December 14, 2009