A girl who is so terribly afraid that people will label her a "whore" that she leads an incredibly boring life.

A Whore-anoid will be careful not to get too drunk, and will refuse to kiss a man that isn't her official boyfriend.

Mollie: I'm so boredddddd.
Guy: So why don't you go kiss Stevie? I'll give you $25 for five seconds
Mollie: Ew, I am not a prostitute!
Guy: Man, you're such a whore-anoid

Stevie: Hey Mollie, wanna be my girlfriend?
Mollie: YES! Let's go to my place.

Whore-anoid by halpwr August 17, 2010

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Blair-Anoid

A term, expression or condition refering to the "Gossip Girl" character Blair Waldorf (both in the book series and in the television show). If you are "Blair-Anoid" you feel that the entire population of the world (including your friends) hate you because you think you are superior, and are therefore out to get you and backstab you, or just stab you. "Blair-Anoid" also means a condition of paranoia and the feeling of superiority, which can mean you think you are just "that much".

"Oh, I'm so perfect! I'm skinny, brunette, rich, smart, gorgeous, I know what to wear and I'm going to Yale!"
"Jeez, you're so Blair-Anoid!"
"You just say that because you're jealous" (and because it's true)

Blair-Anoid by dictiossip August 10, 2010

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anoid

a person, or approximation thereof, who is a reasonable facsimily of an "ASSHOLE", but does not meet the quality standards of the afore mentioned.

The"Darbs" of Cal Tech ( residents of Dabney House) are a homogenious group of anoids.

anoid by Robert Secrest May 13, 2008

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scare-anoid

The feeling of being scared and paranoid at the same time.

I felt scare-anoid that stumbling into the house at 3:00am would wake up my parents.

scare-anoid by KellyBanza May 16, 2006

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anoided

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To annoy one while also making them worried, fearful or paranoid

Example: anything trump does ever

"Trump is passing a new act prohibiting trans people from using their aligned bathroom. It really anoided me.

anoided by Jose_Gonzalez 2005 September 22, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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