Blairanoid

The belief that everyone is jealous of your perfection and therefore out to get you.

She's a bit of a Blairanoid freak.

by StripeBassDorf July 17, 2009

bearanoid

To have an irrational fear of bears.

Stephen Colbert is bearanoid. Timothy Treadwell was not.

by godsavethecheese August 4, 2007

bearanoid

The overly irrational fear of bears brought on by camping in the wild for the first time. Bearanoia is most likely to occur in places such as Yosemite or Yellowstone where bear attacks have been known to occur at campsites.

Wife: Should I wash this flavored chapstick off before bed so the bears don't try to get in our tent tonight to lick my lips?

Husband: No dear, you're just being bearanoid.

by nutzoid July 8, 2011

Blair-Anoid

A term, expression or condition refering to the "Gossip Girl" character Blair Waldorf (both in the book series and in the television show). If you are "Blair-Anoid" you feel that the entire population of the world (including your friends) hate you because you think you are superior, and are therefore out to get you and backstab you, or just stab you. "Blair-Anoid" also means a condition of paranoia and the feeling of superiority, which can mean you think you are just "that much".

"Oh, I'm so perfect! I'm skinny, brunette, rich, smart, gorgeous, I know what to wear and I'm going to Yale!"
"Jeez, you're so Blair-Anoid!"
"You just say that because you're jealous" (and because it's true)

by dictiossip August 10, 2010

bearanoid

To have an exaggerated fear of bears.

Stephen Colbert is bearanoid. Timothy Treadwell was not.

by godsavethecheese August 4, 2007

bearanoid

To have an irrational fear of bears.

Stephen Colbert is bearanoid. Timothy Treadwell was not.

by godsavethecheese August 4, 2007