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An Elf On A Shelf

(*Idiom) Someone So Tiny Unnoticed Insignificant Or Easily Neglected That They're Like An Elf On A Shelf
He Was So Easily Neglected That He Indedd Was An Elf On A Shelf
An Elf On A Shelf by Lefaelgreek September 7, 2026

Hung like an elf

Some one with a seemingly impossibly small penis. So basically the penis of an elf.
Man, that peter kid is Hung like an elf!

National Spoon an Elf Day 

Celebrated on October 26.

The day where you spoon your friends names elf. You automatically get put on the nice list if you spoon her good.
Oh my gosh I can’t wait to celebrate National Spoon an Elf Day and spoon you tonight elf.

Shelf on an Elf

Sex position shelf on an elf is where a man with a large stomach rests it on a woman's ass during doggy style
After I moved the elf on a shelf I gave the missus shelf on an elf
Shelf on an Elf by TheDW December 19, 2013
AN UGLY BOY, HES IS FAT AND YOU SHOULD NEVER DATE HIM IF YOU FALL IN LOVE WITH HIM YOUR SUCH A NOOB AND YOUR RELATIONSHIP WON'T LAST EVEN A SECOND AN A HALF IM SORRY FOR YOU IF YOUR NAME IS ANELFY, ELEPHANT BOY
YOUR SUCH AN ANNOYING ANELFY
Anelfy by BEAUTY BEAST March 21, 2019
a hater that should back off, a fat and elephant boy that is annoying and every girl he asks out they rejected him because of his ugliness
YOUR SUCH AN ELEPHANT ANELFY
anelfy by BEAUTY BEAST March 21, 2019
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WhimZ by WhimZ! November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 13, 2026

Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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