An Elf
Going to great lengths to state a point with gusto, barely checked facts and annoying repetition, only to volte face at first sign of opposition
An Elf by Chipleader Hero March 17, 2021
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An Elf On A Shelf
(*Idiom) Someone So Tiny Unnoticed Insignificant Or Easily Neglected That They're Like An Elf On A Shelf
An Elf On A Shelf by Lefaelgreek September 7, 2026
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Hung like an elf
Hung like an elf by Hunglikeanelf man July 30, 2006
National Spoon an Elf Day
Celebrated on October 26.
The day where you spoon your friends names elf. You automatically get put on the nice list if you spoon her good.
The day where you spoon your friends names elf. You automatically get put on the nice list if you spoon her good.
National Spoon an Elf Day by small dawg October 26, 2019
Shelf on an Elf
Sex position shelf on an elf is where a man with a large stomach rests it on a woman's ass during doggy style
Shelf on an Elf by TheDW December 19, 2013
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