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Asininestein
Someone who thinks he is smart but is actually very stupid. A "know-it-none" as opposed to a "know-it-all". In particular, people who assume their success in one area entitles them to respect in another. (etymology: a portmanteau of the words "asinine" and the name of the bona fide genius "Albert Einstein" - coined by former Jeopardy! writer Ryan Hopak.)
"Glenn Beck spews so much bullshit he's the ultimate asininestein.", "The character Cliff Clavin on the sitcom Cheers was an asininestein."
Asininestein by Corpania October 8, 2009
Related Words
Amsini • asinine • Assinine • asininity • Aminin • aminipatootie • Amsing Jorabat Mein Mil Baal • Ansini • Asininery • Asininetivity
Assinity
Her preference was traditional intercourse, so as to keep her assinity intact.
Dude, I totally took her assinity last night.
I wanted to save myself for marriage, yet to enjoy pleasures of the flesh; ergo, I lost my assinity instead.
Dude, I totally took her assinity last night.
I wanted to save myself for marriage, yet to enjoy pleasures of the flesh; ergo, I lost my assinity instead.
Asininery
Asinine·ry
adj. Extremely stupid or foolish actions that lead to events or situations that are asinine.
adj. Extremely stupid or foolish actions that lead to events or situations that are asinine.
"Adam insist on talking on speaker phone to his clients, so that the whole office can hear the conversation from his cubicle. This asininery has got to stop or I will have to strangle him with the cord from the handset he is not using!" -asininery.blogspot.com
Asininery by Unliketherest September 15, 2011
Asinine
Official:
1. Something utterly ridiculous or lacking sense.
2. Something relating to or resembling an ass.
Slang:
1. The act of being an asshole.
2. The act of being a retard.
3. The act of being stupid.
4. The act of being ignoramus.
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