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Alviso is a city in the bay area of Northern California outside of San Jose, it is littered tiny houses owned by low income minorities and the entire city perpetually smells like rotting trash, although not always bad it does make the stomach turn on a bad day.

oh did i mention a huge ass dump resides out in alviso off zanker road? yeah that could be the contribuiting reason why it smells like garbage.

Once a thriving maritime port city with incoming and outgoing travel by boat/ship or even steamboat, no longer do the ammenities exist anymore, wanna go in and out the boundaries of Alviso? My friends you have many options, police car/bus/personal automobile/motorcycle/hitchhike
why would anyone want to go here? Alviso suck ass!
Alviso by mtje 1st July 31, 2011
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Alviso dust bunny

Alviso dust bunny, (n). Sex act named for the one time little port town across the bay from San Francisco which has long since been choked with mud, up north of Fremont and Milpitas, and it's dusty. In this sex act, the participants aren't bunnies. It is the act of humping bunny style in the clay mud behind the bushes until covered with fine reddish black powder. Similar to Lust in the Dust. Sometimes this act is perpetrated by bored high school students up on Sierra road overlooking Milpitas at night, but then you do not see the dust till later. By then it's everywhere. Even if your cooz as ass.
Alviso dust bunny.

Joel: Hey, you heard about DJ. He and Lashandra were up on the Sierra freaking. They wus all covered in dirt.

Oh snap, Joel, that's the Alviso dust bunny.

Joel: Shit, and they had dust and mud in their cracks for a day.

Note: This can also be a Milpitas dust bunny, but for some might involve furries, which would be something else.

cole allison 

cole Allison is the most sweet and nice person ever. He is funny and makes great povs. You would be very lucky to have a person like cole Allison in your life. He will make you smile and laugh a lot. He makes peoples days and has great interactions with his fans. Everything about Cole Alison is amazing.
cole allison is the best person ever”

cole allison makes me laugh”
cole allison is my favorite”
cole allison by Nevaeh :) October 5, 2020

Alison Mosshart 

Lead singer for the bands The Kills with Jamie Hince and The Dead Weather with Jack White, Jack Lawrence, Dean Fertita.
Damn sexy.
Alison Mosshart had great stage presence last night at The Dead Weather gig, she was dayum sexy.
Alison Mosshart by Borisal May 2, 2010

alvinophilia 

Alvinophilia is a specific sexual interest in stomachs or navels.
"I think my boyfriend has alvinophilia." said Ashley to her best friend Jenny.
"Really? Well, at least he'll always think you have a sexy belly!" answered happily Jenny.
alvinophilia by LeeHaRin June 28, 2015

allison hargreeves

A good character despite the fact that she’s in love with her brother (luther Hargreeves and decides that visiting her daughter is more important than saving the world.
Diego (throwing shade): wait, who was it that fucked their brother again?
Klaus (being a savage): oh that was, Allison Hargreeves

Alison Brie 

A real life Greek goddess who, despite her best efforts in making ugly gifs on SpeakEasy, is always erectilely stunning.
I watched Get Hard the other day. The Alison Brie lingerie scene made it clear why they named the movie that.
Alison Brie by Already Hard February 23, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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