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Alviso is a city in the bay area of Northern California outside of San Jose, it is littered tiny houses owned by low income minorities and the entire city perpetually smells like rotting trash, although not always bad it does make the stomach turn on a bad day.

oh did i mention a huge ass dump resides out in alviso off zanker road? yeah that could be the contribuiting reason why it smells like garbage.

Once a thriving maritime port city with incoming and outgoing travel by boat/ship or even steamboat, no longer do the ammenities exist anymore, wanna go in and out the boundaries of Alviso? My friends you have many options, police car/bus/personal automobile/motorcycle/hitchhike
why would anyone want to go here? Alviso suck ass!
Alviso by mtje 1st July 31, 2011
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Alviso dust bunny

Alviso dust bunny, (n). Sex act named for the one time little port town across the bay from San Francisco which has long since been choked with mud, up north of Fremont and Milpitas, and it's dusty. In this sex act, the participants aren't bunnies. It is the act of humping bunny style in the clay mud behind the bushes until covered with fine reddish black powder. Similar to Lust in the Dust. Sometimes this act is perpetrated by bored high school students up on Sierra road overlooking Milpitas at night, but then you do not see the dust till later. By then it's everywhere. Even if your cooz as ass.
Alviso dust bunny.

Joel: Hey, you heard about DJ. He and Lashandra were up on the Sierra freaking. They wus all covered in dirt.

Oh snap, Joel, that's the Alviso dust bunny.

Joel: Shit, and they had dust and mud in their cracks for a day.

Note: This can also be a Milpitas dust bunny, but for some might involve furries, which would be something else.

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Alison Mosshart 

Lead singer for the bands The Kills with Jamie Hince and The Dead Weather with Jack White, Jack Lawrence, Dean Fertita.
Damn sexy.
Alison Mosshart had great stage presence last night at The Dead Weather gig, she was dayum sexy.
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alvinophilia 

Alvinophilia is a specific sexual interest in stomachs or navels.
"I think my boyfriend has alvinophilia." said Ashley to her best friend Jenny.
"Really? Well, at least he'll always think you have a sexy belly!" answered happily Jenny.
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allison hargreeves

A good character despite the fact that she’s in love with her brother (luther Hargreeves and decides that visiting her daughter is more important than saving the world.
Diego (throwing shade): wait, who was it that fucked their brother again?
Klaus (being a savage): oh that was, Allison Hargreeves

Alison Brie 

A real life Greek goddess who, despite her best efforts in making ugly gifs on SpeakEasy, is always erectilely stunning.
I watched Get Hard the other day. The Alison Brie lingerie scene made it clear why they named the movie that.
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