Alvers are independent. They don't rely on luck and sure as hell don't need you. They are very good at sports and can make anyone fall for them on instagram. Alvers are super chill and confident
Alver: (on insta) Hello~
Girl: Hiiiiii
Alver: Let's go out
Girl: YES
even tho alvers looks are 5/10...
Girl: Hiiiiii
Alver: Let's go out
Girl: YES
even tho alvers looks are 5/10...
by #qwaZRESXTDCFYVUGYBIHUNOJIMPOK July 17, 2020
Get the Alvermug. sweetest, most adorable gay - girl* in the world, deserves a better relationship, needs her happy ever after.
by definingtvcharacters January 26, 2018
Get the luisa alvermug. A big ass selfish crybaby. Totally a insecure prick who fucks anything he can get into, likes to eat booty. Deadbeat ass Dad✌
by Lilbirdy1234 December 22, 2016
Get the alveremug. Soccer World Cup nobody.
Mentioned in every game, but no-one knows what he looks like or which club he plays for.
Appeared in every World Cup since 1974 for twelve different countries, changing his first name to 'Dido', Luma' or some other nondescript to match whichever country he's turned up for. Will replace the 's' in his surname for a 'z' if playing for a South American country.
Alveres is mentioned by TV commentators in nearly every World Cup game, but is highly skilled in not doing anything outstanding, bar a few neat passes and the odd header, as to not reveal he's playing in so many teams.
Mentioned in every game, but no-one knows what he looks like or which club he plays for.
Appeared in every World Cup since 1974 for twelve different countries, changing his first name to 'Dido', Luma' or some other nondescript to match whichever country he's turned up for. Will replace the 's' in his surname for a 'z' if playing for a South American country.
Alveres is mentioned by TV commentators in nearly every World Cup game, but is highly skilled in not doing anything outstanding, bar a few neat passes and the odd header, as to not reveal he's playing in so many teams.
"Cross intercepted by Didier Alvères of France, and it goes harmlessly out for a throw".
"Straightforward tackle by Nuno Alveres, the El Salvadour.....erm....player".
"Straightforward tackle by Nuno Alveres, the El Salvadour.....erm....player".
by Homsap December 06, 2022
Get the Nuno Alveresmug. A process by which a mill stacker is railed (non sexually) with above average wooden board lengths ranging from 71”-80”. Most often being sent to you by an operator named “Kevin.” (Ps. Board lengths can be shorter than 71” however do not suck as much.)
by Mill Boy May 26, 2021
Get the The Alver’s Specialmug.