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Alver

Alvers are independent. They don't rely on luck and sure as hell don't need you. They are very good at sports and can make anyone fall for them on instagram. Alvers are super chill and confident
Alver: (on insta) Hello~
Girl: Hiiiiii
Alver: Let's go out
Girl: YES

even tho alvers looks are 5/10...
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luisa alver

sweetest, most adorable gay - girl* in the world, deserves a better relationship, needs her happy ever after.
have you seen jane the virgin yet? luisa alver is so cute!
by definingtvcharacters January 26, 2018
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The Alver’s Special

A process by which a mill stacker is railed (non sexually) with above average wooden board lengths ranging from 71”-80”. Most often being sent to you by an operator named “Kevin.” (Ps. Board lengths can be shorter than 71” however do not suck as much.)
Man last Wednesday sucked, my operator gave me The Alver’s Special.
by Mill Boy May 26, 2021
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Advert Irritation

Advert irritation is a symptom of Counterproductive Advertising and is what happens when an advertisement is incorrectly targeted or when an advert is seen too frequently. There are two possible reasons why this happens:

1 The advertiser believes that screening the advert at every opportunity will increase sales; research by In Skin Media and RAPP Media shows that it just annoys people and makes them less likely to buy.
2 The belief that an advert made for the United States’ will be successful in the United Kingdom. The reasoning being that because UK customers understand the language in which the advert is made, they’ll identify with the product and everything else will fall into place. The advert may be well presented, but the customers are irritated by it either because the concept is alien or the presenter is unfamiliar.
The worst possible scenario is incorrect targeting and too frequent exposure. This happened with an advert for Lenor fabric softener screened in the UK during 2015. Originally made for the US market, it featured a minor American actress, Amy Sidaris, who was unknown in the UK; Sidaris’ manner was very much “in your face” which didn’t go down well with the more reserved UK customer base. A typical reaction of people watching was “who does this blonde bimbo with the big bristols and the weird accent think she is telling me how to do my washing?” This irritated reaction to the advert means that the customer is less likely to buy the product.
An incorrectly targeted advert, or one shown too frequently, results in advert irritation and lost sales.
by AKACroatalin June 27, 2015
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Advertising Blue Chip

Korean Media has labelled Kim Taehyung as the “blue chip in the advertising industry” because of his insane selling power. BTS V well known for his “ethereal visuals” has become a favorite in the advertising world. BTS V boasts a variety of charms with his appearance and is an advertising genius. His ethereal visuals and pleasant personality instantly sell out even the most expensive products.
Advertising Blue Chip Genius BTS V possess a movie-like visual which sells out products instantly.
by kpop happening May 12, 2021
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Advertising Blue Chip

Korean Media has labeled Kim Taehyung as the “blue chip in the advertising industry” because of his insane selling power. Well known for his “ethereal visuals” and a variety of charms, Kim Taehyung (AKA BTS V) has become a favorite of brands due to his advertising genius. His ethereal visuals, natural modeling & acting ability and pleasant personality instantly sell out even the most expensive products.
Advertising Blue Chip Genius BTS V possesses a movie-like visual which sells out products instantly.
by kpop happening May 12, 2021
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Albertina

An amazing, beautiful girl, big brown eyes, beautiful smile, always trying to find the positives out of a bad situation, has big insecurities, complicated, the kind of girl that you'd dream of having. ambitious, independent and strong. always wants to better herself. can be stubborn, but she'll be worth every struggle if you get her.
I would wait years to have a Albertina

you'd be lucky to have a Albertina!
by the life of man January 6, 2013
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