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aluminum foil

Used by skateboarders (who get videotaped by their friends doing jumps off of staircases and face-plants into the concrete floor below) as a replacement for chewing gum. The more fillings you have in your teeth, the better it tastes.
Dude! I can chew aluminum foil and skateboard at the same time! *face-plant splat!*
aluminum foil by SupposedAdult June 18, 2006

Aluminum Foil Day 

A day that takes place on May 13, every year. People around the world don they're armor, and swords.
Loser trying to be cool- "Why are you wearing Aluminum foil? Paranoid much?"
Me - "Uh, your a Nubcake , its Aluminum Foil Day
Aluminum Foil Day by KUNZE May 13, 2008

retard in aluminum foil 

What a lady's knight in shining armor becomes when she really gets to know him.
I thought he was my knight in shining armor. Turns out, he was just a retard in aluminum foil!
Word of the Day on February 26, 2011

purple piece of aluminum foil 

A really cool and hot person, typically the girlfriend of a hot guy
“Woah that girl is totally a purple piece of aluminum foil!”

blue piece of aluminum foil

Super sexy girl, typically has a super sexy boyfriend
“Woah!!!!!!!! That guy totally has a blue piece of aluminum foil for a girlfriend!”

Loser in Aluminium Foil 

1. What seems to be a great guy, but is actually the complete opposite.

2. A poor imitation of a soulmate/awesome guy.

Derived from the phrase:

"My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminium foil"
Marquesa: I don't know why she's still dating him.

Calpurnia: I know, he's just a loser in aluminium foil.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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