Nubcake

Noun - when someone things that they can eat noobs for breakfast, but in fact it is the other way around.

wow that guy online thought he could own me but he is a total nubcake

by Naughty Papasmurf February 07, 2008

nubcake

1. (n) A person lacking experience and/or common sense (see also nub, newbie, noob, n00b, nublet);

2. (n) A delicious confectionary treat offered to someone who displays the characteristics defined above, specifically for those players of Counter Strike Source and Day of Defeat Source. (as seen on www.cleverdragon.com)

1. -- Shut up you nubcake!
-- You are such a nubcake, go get some skillz!

2. -- Give that kid some nubcakes so he doesn't feel so bad.
-- That kid just served you some nubcakes!

by {CD}Gonzo July 20, 2006

nubcakes

The worst state of newbiness (see below).
Newbie>Noob>Nub>Fruitcake>poo>Nubcakes

go home nubcakes.
nubcakes get off the comp.
nubcakes you're 1-32 kill someone already.

by T. Rain December 21, 2005

nubcake

1) noun - The state of being a nub.
2) verb - In an act of nubness.

1) someone says something stupid -> mmk nubcake
2) someone freaks out about nothing -> hahhahahah nubcake it'll be ok
3) someone calls you a cheater -> ktp nubcake

by voss May 01, 2003

nubcake

Noun- Someone that sucks at an online game. Used as an insult that typically irritates the person at whom it is being directed. Derived from the word nub, which is a variation of the word noob. Usually, the word nubcake is exchanged among experienced players in a joking manor, since most real noobs would not understand its meaning.

"sweet micro nubcake..."

"lol noob, would you like some nubsauce with ur nubcakes?"

"wow...gg, ally is a complete nubcake"

"aight man, ttyl" "peace nubcake"

by Chris Mickle November 30, 2006

nubcake

a variation of the word "noob" plus all the deliciousness of cake all made up into one word. Makes for epic funny insult.

Player1: man, this game owns! *gets shot in the head.*

Player2: *looks @ dead body + laughs.* what a nubcake!

Player1: ha ha-Shuddap...

by Jet Almighty October 29, 2008

Nubcakes

A person who has a bad understanding of how things work.
Someone very nooby.
Someone who is new at something
Someone who can't do anything right

Person 1: Hey you know that new girl Aysha Fiaz? She asked me how to use the pencil sharperner!
Person 2: HAHA WHAT A NUBCAKE!

Person 1: awh man I dont know how to use this program
Person 2: HAHA NUBCAKES!

by sykestiffy December 16, 2008