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The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She has the most gorgeous ever. And she has the nicest butt. She's the girl everyone has a crush on, but pretty much nobody is lucky enough to have her. If you ever get an Alonna, keep her.... or you'll regret it
"Dude, look at Alonna today. It's like everyday she gets prettier. How is that even possible?!"
Alonna by Cooldude637 January 20, 2019
Related Words
Alsonn • Alonna • alonnah • alionna • alson • asonna • Ahsonny • Albonne • Aldonn • alhonna
A God or God-like being, usually used to describe an outstanding person.
Also used to describe a "king" fighter.
Example 1:

Dude 1: Woah, that guy just fought everyone!
Dude 2: Yea, he is such an alson!

Example 2:
Person 1: I really wish I could be an alson.
Person 2: You know those don't exist. No one can be godly.

Example 3:
Guy 1: I've got a great idea for a show! This guy can be an alson and also have love and romance and he will beat everyone up!
Guy 2: That seems a lot like superman...
alson by Alsonk March 4, 2015
Alonna is unique, doesn't run away from her problems, and is always aware of things. Alonna is also sweet but she has a bad side so stay off that bad side oh and did I mention that she needs a boyfriend hit her up.
Me- Wanna play with Alonna at recess

My friend- Sure: )
Alonna by dreamyy. vivi November 22, 2019
The most trustworthy person, a one that got away person. Not showy, but she is loving you deeply. Will think of things that she will understand you no matter what. Don't hurt her/him, you might missed em. Smart and funny. She's beautiful but a bit boyish.
Guy: she's so cool and beautiful, love to hangout with again. What's her name again?
Guy2: that's Alonnie.
alonnie by Yoyokyut June 7, 2021
A beautiful person. They will love you to the moon and back and you will do the same if you meet one- whether it be platonic or romantic.
“Dude I know an Alonnah when I see one.”
“Yeah well you should know their personality! It’s better than their looks!”
“Get a grip you too, an Alonnah is both.”
alonnah by Anxiousshit September 16, 2018
A beautiful girl who is very persistent, and adamant about what she wants. Whatever she puts her mind to, she definitely tries hard to accomplish! Sweet and innocent, loves to sing and dance! Loves fashion & is very intelligent! Also loves attention
You see that girl over there out singing everybody? Yeah that's Alionna!
alionna by Ambitious 1 April 15, 2015
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