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A God or God-like being, usually used to describe an outstanding person.
Also used to describe a "king" fighter.
Example 1:

Dude 1: Woah, that guy just fought everyone!
Dude 2: Yea, he is such an alson!

Example 2:
Person 1: I really wish I could be an alson.
Person 2: You know those don't exist. No one can be godly.

Example 3:
Guy 1: I've got a great idea for a show! This guy can be an alson and also have love and romance and he will beat everyone up!
Guy 2: That seems a lot like superman...
alson by Alsonk March 4, 2015
Words you can keep
Supreme beings who sit equal to Arkoday but often find themselves in persnickety wars against them over the ruling of Warindas. There one weakness is their lack of stamina due to their advanced size.
Alson: Do you dare challenge me Arkoday?
Arkoday: My curry is so spicy, it could burn up your fut.
Warinda: Do not worry my persnickity preditor, I am at your side.
Conteh: Alson, my brother. They need to confess their sins to the lord.
Alson by UrNansCrustyFlipFlop November 20, 2019

Angel Jose Robles, Alson Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add OakAnd All Involved In The United States Of America Is A Coward Navy Blue Ghastly 

Angel Jose Robles, Alson Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add OakAnd All Involved In The United States Of America Is A Coward Navy Blue Ghastly
Angel Jose Robles, Alson Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add OakAnd All Involved In The United States Of America Is A Coward Navy Blue Ghastly
(of a man) good-looking.

not a selfish person. A good person is not a saint. A good person is someone who thinks about their own needs and comfort as much as they think about other's. A good person is not someone who helps you with money. It is someone who stands by you in your difficult times.
you're so aljon !!
Aljon by metalako June 5, 2018

Algonquian Handshake 

A term used in international politics, often by western diplomats, to threaten the use of Tomahawk missiles as a response to an adversary.
If Bashar Al-Assad uses chemical weapons against civilians again, we'll give him another big ole Algonquian handshake.
He has a multi-versal penis and is not afraid to cover your planet in cum. Also, he is a loyal friend.
Friend 1: Nobody can beat Goku!
Friend 2: Actually, Aeson's penis solos the Dragon Ball universe.
Aeson by Joe Biden's soda January 10, 2021

Algonac Special

Having sex on top of a picnic table covered by fish flies, their wings tickle your butt in the midst of love making.
Catherine and Steve were at Snoopy's and decided to sneak away to try out an ol' Algonac Special.
Algonac Special by Rashonda Ventures September 4, 2011
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