Alsimi 

It's a really great person who wouldn't harm anyone.
Like me. Heh.

Random Guy: Who's that?
Other Guy: Alsimi.
Alsimi: Hai

Alsimi by Alsimi February 15, 2018

asimina

the name of the best person i have ever met in my entire life. she is the sweetest most respectful girl you will ever meet. and if you run across an asimina then you know you are running across the greatest girl in the world. and if by chance you happen to catch her heart never let it go and never ever injure it.

Always do what you feel is right Asimina.

asimina by sorrymoobah September 25, 2011

Asimina

is a very free spirited person that won't let anything get in her way. She's a strong loving character that is always willing to lend someone a hand. Other than being smart and talented, Asimina has a lot of characteristics that makes her unique and a wonderful person.

Don't you just love it how Asimina makes your day?

Asimina by Izzybella me September 24, 2011

assiton assimilators 

Another name for toilet paper (bungwipe, paper toliets, rollios, TP, buttwipe, etc.)

{James, in a toilet stall adjacent to one that somebody else is using}: Hey buddy next door! Do you have any assiton assimilators that I can borrow?

assiton assimilators by Telephony April 26, 2014

Reverse Assimilation 

The act of an individual, group or nation assimilating to the culture of immigrant populations rather than the immigrant populations assimilating to the culture of the host nation.

Guy 1. "When Abdul and his family moved into the street we thought they may like to join in and be a part of our community. Instead some of our liberal neighbors converted to Islam and now demonize what is left of our community."

Guy 2. "Yeah well, that's reverse assimilation for you.."

Reverse Assimilation by TradWaman March 6, 2019

assimilatex 

A combination of noun and verb describing the simultaneous action of changing to and state of being latex. Of or having the quality of being covered in latex. Coined by Mike Watson February 1, 2010.

You will be assimilatex.

assimilatex by Polymathink February 3, 2010

assimilation 

Absorption of a minority group within a larger population; distinct from integration in that it implies a loss of cultural identity and ultimately of individuality. Usually relates to the pressure on immigrants to conform to the expectations of the mass culture in their new country. More recently applied to the aggressive subjugation of races by the Borg, and hence to a person joining a large faceless group of stupid people.

"Bad news; she bought the Avril album. Her assimilation is complete."

assimilation by shoggoth August 11, 2003