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Alsacia is a bad mofo that loves parmesan cheese. She lives life on the edge. She will ride a uni-cycle 15 miles for a block of swiss cheese.
Alsacia by Shamess February 15, 2010
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A beautiful woman, an alacia is very easy to love. Alacia is like a goddess sent to make people smile
Oh you are such an alacia.
I love you alacia

From: dylan
alacia by drdillfish11 March 27, 2017
The most amazing woman on the face of the earth. When she smiles, your heart melts, and when you look into her eyes you can feel the warmth of her love radiating from her iris. A woman with the most beautiful olive skin and lips so sexy you wanna eat 'em. I love this woman.
If you were an Aleacia, I would have impregnated you a looong time ago.
Aleacia by Luna's Love September 26, 2010
She’s definitely sassy but classy? She’s
An absolute cutie and hottie! Don’t mess with her tho, you get what you give. She’s kind to you if your kind to her.
Is that an alaciah?
alaciah by Millie8799 June 5, 2018

alacia alderman 

the most amazing person youll ever meet,yo!!!!!!!
alacia alderman by crazydazy12392 February 3, 2010
An Alsatia is a boss ass bitch with the addition of a boss ass and great hair. Be aware of an Alsatia’s rear end as this is the source of its self-defense mechanisms. Alsatia’s are a sleepy cuddly creature that are always down for a nap and can fall asleep almost anywhere. Alsatia’s feed on a crave based diet of what ever they feel like or what they can convince there spouse to acquire. An Alsatia is truely a beautiful sight in the wild with its long black hair and angelic looks, an Alsatia can look quite cute though don’t be fooled it is fierce and this is how it lures it’s pray
I saw a wild Alsatia is the woods and barely escaped with my life, it was beautiful though.
alsatia by Squaaaaaaaaawk December 28, 2018

THe Alsacian Eskimo

put a damned icecube on sum1s dick till it turns blue and then suck it like no tommorow. crazy ice cold blue head. possibly the most awesomest sex thing ever. EVER.
i gave your dad the alsacian eskimo last night, he cried like a 2 yr old bitch cuz it was soo good
THe Alsacian Eskimo by cokeheadslut December 28, 2007
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