Alphamality

A measurement of alphamalitudeamong a group of males to see who should be the alpha male.

no body in this group has any alphamality to lead us to state

Alphamality by Yesnik Drappehs May 29, 2008

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alphamalism

When a douche bag displays characteristics of being an Alpha Male and thinks he's the stuff.

That guy should give up his alphamalism, he pisses everyone off.

alphamalism by B to the Rock December 31, 2004

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Alphality

A measurement of how alpha a person is.

John: Wow did you see how dominant Chad was?
Mike: Yeah, his level of alphality is definitely high.

Brittany: Ew, Gilbert is such a pushover.
Tiffany: I know right! Gilbert has zero alphality.

Alphality by Arphu January 6, 2021

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alphamalitude

a unit of measurement for alphamality

Joe has a lot more alphamalitude than Chris.

alphamalitude by Yesnik Drappehs May 29, 2008

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

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country mile

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance

"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"

country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006

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