Usually the most dominate Jewish person in the room. This is based on features and personality. If greedy, they are usually Alphajew. Symptoms may include, greedyness, enlarged nose, large fro, uni brow, yamaka, stuburness.
Daniels nose is so big, he must be an alphajew.
Andrew you are so greedy, are you sure you are not an Alphajew?
Andrew you are so greedy, are you sure you are not an Alphajew?
by RyanMc May 19, 2014
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Hey Kenny, you get those cards sorted?
Hell yeah, boss.
How so?
Whatcha mean?
How'd you order them?
Alphajeromebettical order, your lordship.
Hey Kenny, you get those cards sorted?
Hell yeah, boss.
How so?
Whatcha mean?
How'd you order them?
Alphajeromebettical order, your lordship.
by @Bugyack September 25, 2022
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