Alpha Mom

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What happens when an 'A' type personality has toddlers. The type of mom that makes other moms feel totally inadequate and inferior because of their constant attempts to outdo other mothers. They can give birth, bake cookies, work on their laptop and drive all at the same time. Their kids grow up in their carseats looking at the back of their mom's head as their driven from one activity to the next. Incredibly competitive and judgmental, Alpha Mom has to be the first with the latest trends and fads and her kids always have to be ahead of all the other kids. Intimidating in Mommy circles. To be avoided if possible.

"She was up at 3 a.m. baking cookies for her son's class and already has her next two weeks planned down to the last zenith. She's such an Alpha Mom." annoying, irritating, competitive, moms, perfectionist, superiority complex

Alpha Mom by velvet67 August 2, 2009

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Alpha Mom

1. A Twilight-loving mom on Team Jacob
2. A mom who knows how to take charge.

1. All the Alpha Moms in the theater started howling when Taylor Lautner took off his shirt.
2. That Alpha Mom knows how to get what she wants!

Alpha Mom by freejordan July 26, 2010

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A.k.a I'll fuck your mom

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

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