Alop

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The opposite of Pola.
Alop is an extremely short male who wears glasses and walks back and forth in an unknown place between 9:00 am to 10:00 am and 12:00 pm to 1:00 pm while assaulting anyone who goes near his territory in a robotic fashion.
Unlike Pola who is friendly, this little man is feral.

Reinell: Hey hey hey have you seen the news?

Jumel: No.

Reinell: Theres a man named Alop who walks around during the day killing people and taking their money.

Jumel: Okay can you go away now?

Reinell: Boi

Alop by ExplainedDimension June 25, 2019

Words you can keep

pork-chop-alop-ogious

(noun)-A person, loving porkchops.

(verb)-A dance, made by a pork-chop-alop-ogious.

Known pork-chop-alop-ogious's - Paul B.

A mentally challenged person could do something similar.

pork-chop-alop-ogious by John J. T. May 11, 2008

Related Words

Alopecia • alopecia totalis fulminans • alopecoid • Alop • alopa • alopafiah • alopdu • alope • alopecia areata • alopecia gang

jalop-alop

The powerful deities created from our God ojalop

From my hand I will play jalop-alop duo in attack position!!

jalop-alop by DickDunkerDuelist December 21, 2020

alopecoid

Fox-Like creature.

note: Often causes dizzy spells and fainting when attempting to spell this word.

Stop the clock, that's alopecoid!

alopecoid by Chuck June 18, 2004

Alopecia

An auto immune disorder in which the white blood cells are mentally damaged and attack one's hair.

Treatments include injecting cortical steriods into one's head, putting said steriods on skin in the form of a cream, and cursing one's blood cells for being so stupid.

Doctor: You have alopecia
Patient: You idiots!

Alopecia by hi. Please dont kill me. December 4, 2012

alopecoid

Like a fox; Vulpine.

Alopecoid means like a fox; vulpine.

A-L-O... *faint*

*tons of gasping; clock stops with 13 seconds left*

*wake up*

P-E-C-O-I-D

CORRECT!

alopecoid by The Ravenclaw Seeker July 11, 2004

alopecian appalacian ridgeback monkey

A new rare breed of monkey that is born with hair and completely loses it by adulthood. This new species is found in the hollers of Tennessee. Also this monkey is known for its insatiable sexual appetite

The alopecian appalacian ridgeback monkey got extremely wet during the storm because it had not hair with which to keep itself dry.

alopecian appalacian ridgeback monkey by MichelleF1973 June 20, 2005

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026