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The opposite of Pola.
Alop is an extremely short male who wears glasses and walks back and forth in an unknown place between 9:00 am to 10:00 am and 12:00 pm to 1:00 pm while assaulting anyone who goes near his territory in a robotic fashion.
Unlike Pola who is friendly, this little man is feral.

Reinell: Hey hey hey have you seen the news?

Jumel: No.

Reinell: Theres a man named Alop who walks around during the day killing people and taking their money.

Jumel: Okay can you go away now?

Reinell: Boi

by ExplainedDimension June 25, 2019

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melemaka

What gay people say when they are asking you to suck their dick for only 5 pesos

dude: "walking down the street"
gay dude: "psst... melemaka? chupa mo nga ako."
dude: gege

by ExplainedDimension December 07, 2019

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saan manok

when someone says sa tingin mo masarap manukso pri but "masarap manukso" is barely understandable and it ends up sounding like saan manok (where is chicken).

Reinell: "sa tingin mo masarap manukso?"
english: does making fun of me make you feel happy?
Jose: sa manok?
Jumel: saan manok...
Javi: JAJAJAJAJAJA SAAN MANOK.
everyone: *repeats the word a thousand times*

by ExplainedDimension December 07, 2019

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Bay Gar

Spoonerism of the noun Gay Bar

Reinell: I wanna go into a Bay Gar
Jumel: bruh

by ExplainedDimension December 07, 2019

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