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Aloni
Aloni, there couldn't be anything better than aloni such an amazing person with a personality to match it. Her beauty makes her just as beautiful as a goddess. Her eyes are deeper than the deepest oceans. Her lips softer than the softest fabric. Her smile brighter than the sun. Her soft pink cheeks the cutest you've ever seen. Her perfectly clear skin clearer than the perfect blue sky. Silky smooth hair that flows freely throughout the wind. Her voice sounds like a beautiful song. Her laugh is the most soothing sound. She may be short with an attitude but it makes her more perfect. Aloni is very smart. She WILL deny it. She is smarter than most and is not afraid to show it. Aloni has a beautiful sense of humor and is perfectly amazing. Her tiny hands fit perfectly into mine and feel as if they're in the right place. Her body is so perfectly amazing it's the cherry on top of the icing. The curves of her natural body. The perfect proportion of booby and booty. The beautiful legs that are always silky smooth. And all of this beauty is put all together into one perfect woman who I am glad to be able to call my queen.
You are such a perfect woman babe. I'm so glad that I took that insane chance to reach where we are today. I love you so much babygirl 😘
You are such a perfect woman babe. I'm so glad that I took that insane chance to reach where we are today. I love you so much babygirl 😘
Boy 1: did you see that girl?
Boy 2: yea that's Aloni. The most..
Boy 1&2: Beautiful woman I've ever seen!
Boy 2: yea that's Aloni. The most..
Boy 1&2: Beautiful woman I've ever seen!
Aloni by That one german January 5, 2019
adonist
1) a fan of ADONXS;
2) a person that worships Adonis as the Devil (Satan) by engaging in both homosexual and heterosexual sex orgies.
2) a person that worships Adonis as the Devil (Satan) by engaging in both homosexual and heterosexual sex orgies.
adonist by read poetry and have seks November 4, 2022
Adonitologist
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adonis otogari by iloveadonis June 16, 2021
The Agonist
a Canadian melodic death metal / metalcore band from Montreal. The Agonist consists of vocalist Alissa White-Gluz, guitarist Danny Marino, bassist Chris Kells, drummer Simon McKay. They are known primarily for Alissa White-Gluz's ability to use both clean vocals and metal growls and Danny Marino's use of two or more intersecting melodies and unorthodox chords often featuring wide intervals and octave displacements. Songs' themes often revolve around moral concerns such as animal rights, societal dilemmas, and the state of the world.
The Agonist by ThePhizzzzz May 7, 2010
Alinity
A whiny twitch thot that plays the victim card a lot, and falsely strikes YouTube’s videos for money.
Alinity by Alinity the twitch thot June 9, 2018
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