Skip to main content
person who does what she/he feels or is comfortable with without having to be goth, skater, punk, or hip hip follower but to be one of a kind. also and alonic person is a person who is silent anti-social , skateboards does graffiti, vibes from comics, anime and does no care what everyone thinks about him/her.
chris skateboards listens to rock and dresses in black but knows hes not trying to be a goth/skater.chris at school sits with every social group but is neither adapted or trying to be like the people of the group which makes him alonic and follows alona
alonic by Donald Briggs March 28, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
1 of my best friends! :) She LOVES the spanglish sponge & is really funny & cool. Love yah alonic!
As Alonic walked down the hallway one wonderful day at school she spotted the spanglish sponge & started drooling
Alonic by Miss.Sarah December 19, 2004
Related Words
A satanic call center that pays you exactly 1/3 less than what they tell you. The windows are painted blue because the foreign investors are asian. (blue is an industrial color in Asian society) The entire place looks like a huge blue penis that had the circulation cut off.
Look, that Hobo got a job at Alorica! No Jimmy, he just works there.
Alorica by Dixie's finest January 9, 2020
Beautiful and outgoing always kind no matter what. The one that got away, when you realize they got away you cry your eyes out wishing you hadn't been so foolish in losing them.
I would have rather lost a trillion dollars but I lost Aloni instead.
aloni by unlimited October 6, 2013
Alonia is an amazing girl and is really smart. Alonia is unique but beautiful. Alonia is also pronounced as Alana
Omg Alonia is amazing,who is that beautiful. I want to be Alonia!!
Alonia by Define_Queen July 7, 2017
A nice girl until she fucking steals your Samsung smart fridge
Alonis by AhMy June 10, 2019
The most miserable, unfair, terrible place to work at. It is hated by God Himself
Dude, my fried died today...

what happened?

He got a job at Alorica and then died from being bitched at excessively by stupid people
Alorica by northpolesucks October 22, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
Load more