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Aloise is the most beautiful person in the world.

Aloise is such an amazing person, so cool and incredible, they have an incredible sense of humor, and their feelings are made of gold.
They're literally an angel, so caring, so lovable, so perfect. It's the person that will make you happy just by being in your life, if you have an Aloise in your life, you're really really really lucky.
Aloise is incredible and I love them.
Aloise by Ągape November 23, 2021
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aloysexual 

not to be confused with allosexual (umbrella term for any form of sexual attraction), aloysexuality is the quality or characteristic of being sexually attracted solely to men who attend the roman catholic independent single-sex primary and secondary day school for boys; st aloysius college (located at 47 upper pitt st, kirribilli NSW 2061).

science has proven that due to blue and yellow's position as complementary colours, an individual who bears witness to a uniform which features these two highly orgasmic colours will immediately be sent in a state of intense ecstacy and heat.
kevvo: yo i was at the train station the other day and this chick started frothing at the mouth at the sight of me
tommo: she was probably one of those aloysexual bitches
aloysexual by siccunt04 September 10, 2020
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Alois Trancy 

A FREAKING CUTE CHILD THAT DID PROBABLY A LOT OF WRONG SHIT BUT HEY... he is dead. And anime.
Jenna: oh look at this boi
Feferi: Oh he must be Alois Trancy
Alois Trancy by Kriskrossllama June 30, 2018

Alois Trancy 

1. An adorable SINnamon roll with a depressing, tragic, disturbing past that you probably do not wish to know, and if I you do, you DEEPLY regret knowing.

2. A person who commonly likes to wear a coat and "booty shorts".
Alois Trancy has "problems" because of past trauma, that formed him into what he is now, an adorable DEAD teenager that was a "BIT" of a little bloody jerk.

akoisexual

Someone who experiences sexual attraction, but doesn't wish for it to be acted on/reciprocated.
He/she is totally hot, but I don't actually want to get involved sexually - since I'm akoisexual I'd prefer to just fantasize from afar.
akoisexual by Aishlion January 12, 2015
The most beautiful girl you’ll ever meet. It’s just a blessing seeing her, the best part is that she isn’t some basic white girl she actually has a personality of her own unmatched by any other person she is also the coolest girl to hang around she’s a 1100000/10
You: Yoooo is that a goddess

Me as a intellectual : Na dude that’s Alise
Alise by Ethanscotty June 18, 2019
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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