The main character in Kuroshitsuji II. Earl Alois Trancy is not only an attention whore and enjoys wearing booty shorts, but he also constantly attempts to sex up his stoic, creepy butler, Claude Faustus.

Alois has anger management problems and a short attention span. For most of the anime, he is blabbering his mouth off to Claude about killing Ciel and Sebastian. (Damn him!)

Alois is also a rarely used term used by Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler) fans to describe someone similar to the fictional character. His past is very intense and dramatic. Not only does he get extremely happy when his village is burned down, his little brother also dies and he ends up sleeping with a sixty year old man, Lord Trancy. Fun.

Patrick: Holy shit, Johnny! Why are you wearing booty shorts!?
Johnny: Don't you think I look hot in these? -nudge nudge-
Patrick: Such an Alois.

Alois by petriesheep January 21, 2011

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Alois

An amazing person, with the most insane diverse personality and skillset, this person is a talented genius!

Jack: You're such an Alois omg!
Jim: Really? Omg thank you so much! I've never been complimented like that in my life!
Jack: Yes!

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Alois

A man who is intellectually superior and rich, but socially inept and kind of creepy.
He may have all the money in the world but will fail at wooing women.

Will probably be desperate to find love but will crash and burn

He has a diamond ring bur no woman to take it. Poor Alois.

Alois Racine from Amnesia: Justine

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I species of piss baby who doesn't know what gaslighting means. An Alois never stops whining when it doesn't get what it wants. Despite this, it's very easy to love an Alois.

Person 1: *Starts whining*
Person 2: "Stop being such an Alois."

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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