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alligator fuck fest 

when a man is engaging in sexual intercourse from behind with a woman, and bites her neck then goes into a death roll to induce sexual pleasure
todd and kyle both paid a prostitute twice her normal rate to participate in an alligator fuck fest

Alligator fuck house 

Three or more individuals involved in sex acts in water of at least ankle depth.
"We were in the hot tub and things got crazy and the whole place turned into a goddam ALLIGATOR FUCK HOUSE"
Alligator fuck house by Eddies April 26, 2006

Alligator Fuck Pile 

A situation so bad, you can only hope it calms into a shitstorm. Similar in nature to the classic clusterfuck, but with far direr circumstances.
1) Daryl: "Holy shit man! I heard that shotgun expo turned into one hell of a clusterfuck once they done run outta the whiskey samples!"
Bodean: "A clusterfuck? Hell, it was a clusterfuck when I done mixed up my toothbrushin brush and my armpit scrubbin brush! This was a regular alligator fuck pile."

2) Delmont: "If we don't get that natural gas leak under control, we might have to shut this alligator fuck pile of a sunday school down; Them youngsters is droppin quicker than panties on prom night."

alligator fuck house 

when three or more naked people lock hands and ankles and roll over back and forth.
alligator fuck house is cool to do with girls.
alligator fuck house by mike be. January 25, 2010

Alligator fuck house 

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“I just want to go to an alligator fuck house.”
“That’s where I live!

Alligator fuck house 

When 2 or more people have sex in at least ankle deep water.
My mom said it was game night, but I came back early and walked into a real alligator fuck house.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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