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The black god that rules over any man's girl. Just looking at him will get a girl all wet, hot and horny. He is the strongest God who rules over all em hoes.
"Omg, I am so horny from just looking at Alkade",
"Honey haven't we been dating since we were younger"
"Just looking at him gets me horny, sorry honey"
Alkade by BlackGod178 May 28, 2019
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Aladeen has many meanings, such as positive and negative, which causes a lot of confusion.
Do you want the aladeen news or the aladeen news?
the aladeen news...?
you are hiv-aladeen
Aladeen by aladeen December 10, 2012
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The Altadena Thing 

1. When people stop while driving because they see someone they know walking on the sidewalk, and start talking to them, stopping traffic one way.

2. When people stop while driving because they see someone they know driving next to them in the same direction, and start talking to them, stopping traffic one way.

3. When people stop while driving because they see someone they know driving a different way than them, and start talking to them, stopping traffic both ways.
1. A car stops and sees someone they know going in the opposite direction: "WAZZUP HOMIE?!"

Bypasser: "Stop doing The Altadena Thing!"
Positive or negative.
"You are H.I.V alladeen"
Alladeen by Hailey Brooke September 3, 2012
A social term used when joking around with peers. It's essentially a synonym for the phrase, 'just kidding'.
"Oi Bryan, you got an E in your iMedia mock yesterday"
"Don't chat allow"
"Aladee, you clutched that C grade, b"
alade by TIBalade May 20, 2017

Dj Akademiks 

A famous blogger and huge figure in the Hip Hop Community. Many people in the streets don’t like him for his old channel “The War in Chiraq” and friendship with Tekashi 69. Although, overall he’s a very intelligent and entertaining personality to many people.
“Street” Rapper 1: Man F that B N*qq? Dj Akademiks!

Normal Human Being: Wow, this guy is an actual intelligent human being.

(Also starts off his commentaries with “this ya boi Akademiks.”)
Dj Akademiks by NewslangATL December 13, 2020
A sheltered area in South San Jose, pretty much isolated from the rest of the city. The houses in Almaden are generally big and two stories, and the people are rich. The kids in Almaden are usually rich, spoiled, preppy. Either they are wannabes who think they live in Beverly Hills, or they are rich white kids who want to be ghetto. Almaden includes the schools Leland, Bret Harte, Castillerro.
Almaden kid drives up in Dad's Mercedes, wearing a bandana.

Almaden kid:It's hard out here man....

East San Jose kid: stfu, the only problems you've faced is when Tilly's runs out of purple.
Almaden by some guy39 August 7, 2009