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Amazing person he gets all the girls and is a very sexy guy
Girls name starting with A, and E just love him

The name has an Average of 8 inch dick size
He also is very smart and will count millions of euros a year
In bed he is a hurricane none of the girls don't leave him without a shout in bed
Man how does ALISHER get all the girls it is so unfair
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Alister will love you. He always finds a way to come thru, and will always love you even if it doesn't seem like it
Friend 1 - How are you liking Alister?

Friend 2 - He's great but can get grumpy but still loves me.
Alister by AiDaN1@#GjThUrfgHR December 16, 2019
Alisters are usually funny and charming guys. They may not be the brightest but they have big hearts and will never fail to make you smile.
No one can compare to Alister
Alister by Hyena Hut Studios February 27, 2017
Alisher ebannyi podkabluchnik, owner Ramilya.
Alisher qotaqbas
Alisher by BlackPink777 November 21, 2021
A girl who won’t stop having kids in Ft calls (Seth)
Person 1: I’m prego again from the ft call
Person2: Don’t become Alister
Alister by Jesse JEW FOREVER <3333 October 24, 2022
A soggy dick having beaner who likes horses. He is in love with a girl name Anahi. He likes big booty bitches and gets all the bitches.
“ My nigga Aliber with the big booty bitches!”
aliber by Diego Gucho September 25, 2018
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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