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Alexander Matthew

This boy is the sexiest person of all time. If you meet him, you will want to touch him tremendously all over and ask him his work out routine. He is by definition, the most perfect boy-friend. He's kind, sweet, athletic, funny, smart, and to top it all off, the world greatest at everything naughty.
Alexander Matthew is all mine bitch so back the fuck off.
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Matthew Alexander

The ultimate definition of what a bae should be. The embodiment of bae. Having qualities such that bae has no reason to go with anyone else. Sexy, intelligent baealicious. A perfect 9 on the bae-o-meter.
He is such a Matthew Alexander; all the baes want to be with him.
Matthew Alexander by God of Baes September 20, 2014

Matthew Alexander

One hell of a guy, everyone should have a big matty in your life ;)
SOC: "Oh my its Matthew Alexander!"

Matt: *Walks in, wind blows through hair...(Oh wait)*

SOC: Faints *GASP*

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026