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Alexander Abbey 

A man who believes he looks like a model but waddles around like Pingu and will always ask his friends for tips on girls. An Alexander Abbey also has the popular chat up like "How you doin' " and needs great help with day to day chores and homework. An Alexander Abbey also enjoys a good visit to his household so tell your Alexander Abbey your coming for cakes and cricket
Girls: Hi Alexander Abbey, can you tell me the homework?
Alexander Abbey: How you doin'
Girls: Good thanks just need the homework thanks

*later by text to his friends*

Alexander Abbey: I think she likes me!
Alexander Abbey by ToastedGlove March 13, 2020

Alexander Abbey 

Alexander abbey loves massive cock especially freya's

Alexander Abbey 

An absolutely great guy, even though he got rejected many times, one of which was a very hefty blow, he still keeps on going and is one of the best looking guys up you I’ll ever meet.
Omg it’s Alexander Abbey!
Alexander Abbey by Huzza March 17, 2020
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026